The Friendly Mailbox Greeting Firecracker
A whimsical greeting for the mailman!
Nothing expresses warm neighborly appreciation quite like the Friendly Mailbox Greeting Firecracker. Each unit is pre-packaged in a bright Boom-Fun! envelope and sized to fit snugly inside any standard American rural or curbside mailbox. When the mailbox door is opened — by the postman, by a visiting aunt, by the in-laws arriving for Thanksgiving — the Greeting Firecracker releases a modest, cheerful report and a small puff of festive confetti.
The perfect way to say 'welcome to our home' without a greeting card. Fits all standard mailboxes and most rural oversize boxes. The Greeting Firecracker is not considered mail tampering by any federal statute that we are aware of. Our legal department declines to confirm this further.
Each Greeting Firecracker is inspected by Sparky himself. Every one works every time. That is a Boom-Fun! guarantee.
What's In the Box
- ▸One (1) Friendly Mailbox Greeting Firecracker, pre-loaded
- ▸One (1) adhesive mounting tab
- ▸One (1) small paper confetti refill sachet
- ▸One (1) welcome card reading 'A GREETING FROM THE HOUSEHOLD!'
Install only in mailboxes you own or have been given explicit permission to install within. The Greeting Firecracker releases a modest report; ear protection is not required but is considered neighborly to offer. Warn the postman's supervisor, not the postman. The surprise is the point.
“Dan's mailman has never been the same, and honestly, the service has gotten noticeably faster.”